2003 Adult Mainstage Season

The 2003 season was a busy one, running from May to December with comedies, the musical Evita and Clue, the Musical. Reviews of Isn't It Romantic and Red Herring are in the press archive.

Archive page. The dates, prices and booking details below are historical and are kept for the record. The Apple Hill barn theatre closed in 2020, and phone numbers and email addresses from the original page have been removed.

Apple Hill Playhouse 2003 Season

(subject to change)

Murder at the Howard Johnson's
A Comedy by Ron Clark and Sam Bobrick

Full of laughs, mirth-provoking situations, and extravagant sight gags, a love triangle unfolds at a Howard Johnson Motor Inn between Mitchell, a commonplace dentist who sees himself as the dashing hero, Arlene, a middle-aged “Femme Fatale,” and Arlene’s husband, Paul, a blundering used car salesman. Alliances keep changing as well as the intended victim of the murder.

May 15 8:00 pm
May 16 8:00 pm
May 17 8:00 pm
May 18 2:00 pm
May 22 8:00 pm
May 23 8:00 pm
May 24 8:00 pm
May 29 8:00 pm
May 30 8:00 pm
May 31 8:00 pm

Isn't It Romantic
A Comedy by Wendy Wasserstein

Two former classmates, Janie (a short, slightly plump would-be writer) and Harriet (a thin gorgeous WASP) struggle to escape from parental domination and to establish their own lives and identities. Janie becomes involved with a young Jewish doctor who calls her “Monkey,” while Harriet assails the world of big business and has an affair with her hard-driving (and married) boss. The story is told in a fast-moving series of inventive, alternately hilarious and touchingly revealing scenes

June 12 8:00 PM
June 13 8:00 PM
June 14 8:00 PM
June 18 2:00 PM
June 19 8:00 PM
June 20 8:00 PM
June 21 8:00 PM
June 26 8:00 PM
June 27 8:00 PM
June 28 8:00 PM

Evita
A Musical, music by Andrew Lloyd Webber, lyrics by Tim Rice

Argentina’s controversial First Lady is the subject of this dynamic musical masterpiece. This rock opera, told through a compelling score that fuses haunting chorales with exuberant Latin, pop and jazz influences, creates an arresting theatrical portrait as complex as the woman herself. Musical highlights: Don’t Cry for Me Argentina, Buenos Aires, Another Suitcase in Another Hall, and High Flying Adored. Winner of 7 Tony Awards

July 10 8:00 PM
July 11 8:00 PM
July 12 8:00 PM
July 16 2:00 PM
July 17 8:00 PM
July 18 8:00 PM
July 19 8:00 PM
July 23 2:00 PM
July 24 8:00 PM
July 25 8:00 PM
July 26 8:00 PM
 
 

Red Herring
comedy by Michael Hollinger

It’s 1952: America’s on the verge of the H-bomb, Dwight Eisenhower’s on the campaign trail, and I Love Lucy’s on Monday nights. Meanwhile, Senator Joe McCarthy’s daughter just got engaged to a Soviet spy, and Boston detective, Maggie Pelletier has to find out who dumped the dead guy in the Harbor—or else lose out on a honeymoon in Havana. An exceedingly funny, genuinely human comedy about six people in search of love in a mixed-up world.

August 7 8:00 PM  
August 8 8:00 PM
August 9 8:00 PM
August 13 2:00 PM
August 14 8:00 PM
August 15 8:00 PM
August 16 8:00 PM
August 21 2:00 PM
August 22 8:00 PM
August 23 8:00 PM

Perfect Wedding
A comedy by Robin Hawdon

Laughs abound and the audience is left aching with laughter in this splendid comedy. A man wakes up in the bridal suite on his wedding morning to find an extremely attractive, naked girl in bed beside him. In the depths of a stag-night hangover, he can’t even remember meeting her. Before he can get her out, his bride-to-be arrives to dress for the wedding and, in the ensuing panic, the girl is locked in the bathroom. The best man is persuaded to claim her, but he gets confused and introduces the chamber maid to the bride as his date. The crisis escalates to nuclear levels by the time the mother of the bride and the best man’s actual girlfriend arrive.

September 11 8:00 PM
September 12 8:00 PM
September 13 8:00 PM
September 14 2:00 PM
September 18 8:00 PM
September 19 8:00 PM
September 20 8:00 PM
September 26 8:00 PM
September 27 8:00 PM
September 28 8:00 PM

 


Clue
book by Peter DiPietro, lyrics by Tom Chiodo, Music by Galen Blum, Wayne Barker, Vinnie Martucci

The suspects sing, dance and joke their way into your heart... or into suspicion, as you guess which one of the 216 possible endings, different every performance, is the answer to: whodunit, in what room, with what weapon. Based on the popular board game, called CLUE in North America and CLUEDO in 71 other countries, this rousing, fun-filled musical brings the world's best-known mystery suspects to life on the stage, and invites the audience to play along to solve a mystery.

October 16 8:00 PM
October 17 8:00 PM
October 18 8:00 PM
October 19 8:00 PM
October 23 8:00 PM
October 24 8:00 PM
October 25 2:00 PM
October 30 8:00 PM
October 31 8:00 PM
November 1 8:00 PM


Steel Magnolias

A Comedy/Drama
by Robert Harling

A skillfully crafted, lovingly evoked picture of eccentricity in the small-town South. In the outspoken, wise-cracking Truvy’s beauty salon we meet her eager new assistant, Annelle, (who is not sure whether or not she is still married) the town’s rich curmudgeon, Ouiser, (“I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a bad mood for forty years) an eccentric millionaire, Miss Clairee, (who has a raging sweet tooth) the local social leader, M’Lynn, and her daughter, Shelby, who is about to marry a “good ole boy.” Filled with hilarious repartee and not a few acerbic but humorously revealing verbal collisions, the play moves toward a dramatic turn of events. The women are drawn together at the sudden realization of their mortality and that they must rely on one other’s underlying strength and love.

November 6 8:00 PM
November 7 8:00 PM
November 8 8:00 PM
November 9 2:00 PM
November 13 8:00 PM
November 14 8:00 PM
November 15 8:00 PM
November 20 8:00 PM
November 21 8:00 PM
November 22 8:00 PM
 
Steel magnolia

Greetings!

A Comedy
by Tom Dudzick

Andy has a sweet Catholic mother, a sour Catholic father and a severely retarded younger brother. During a Christmas visit to introduce his Jewish atheist fiancée to his family, his brother, Mickey, whose entire vocabulary thus far has been “oh boy: and “wow” suddenly says “Greetings!” and reveals a special secret that begins the healing process for Andy’s family. Stunning and touching, this play brings a joyful holiday lift for people who would like to believe in miracles

December 4 8:00 PM
December 5 8:00 PM
December 6 8:00 PM
December 7 2:00 PM
December 11 8:00 PM
December 12 8:00 PM
December 13 8:00 PM
December 18 8:00 PM
December 19 8:00 PM
December 20 8:00 PM
 

Christmas bells